Our Christmas Carol

Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse open sleigh,
screaming as we go,
"I don't know the way!"

We're gonna crash our ride,
it likely will explode,
but I guess that it's alright,
nobody else will know!

Oh jingle bells, jingle bells,
thank the gods we're pals.
No one else would pull this crap,
I'm glad you stick around!

There's laughing as we go,
I'm pretty close to tears,
we're gonna lose control,
we won't survive the year!

I wish I knew how to drive,
some idiot gave me the reigns,
I'll blame them when we die,
for now it's time to sing!

It's Christmas time, Christmas time,
we're too broke for gifts.
But I can't say that I care,
we're pulling awesome shit!

Yes I wrote this up,
you all know who this is for.
The finale is coming soon,
you can guess what's in store!

The sleigh is roaring now,
the wind is whipping by,
somehow we all laugh,
while screaming, "We're gonna die!"

Oh, we're gonna crash, gonna crash,
but somehow we don't care.
When you have girlfriends like these,
it's the world who should be scared!
It's the world who should be scared!